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beatlesblaine:

the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99

the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child

nayx:

*goes to bed at 2am instead of 5am* wow, my life is so in order right now.  i’m making such good decisions for myself and my body and my soul and im so in love with myself for doing this

nebularum:

i have a secret dream to one day unapologetically punch someone hard in the face.

zapidos:

My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”

parkingstrange:

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.



Oh my god

last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.

parkingstrange:

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.

Oh my god

last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.

destroyedforcomfort:

blackfootbeauty:

oliasis:

notyour-sidekick:

kleenexwoman:

did-you-kno:

Source

I have a few copies of “Playboy” from the 1970s stashed away somewhere. One of them has a letter where a guy writes in saying, “I met this really gorgeous, sweet woman, and we were planning to get married, but she sat me down yesterday and told me that she had a sex change before she met me. Mr. Hefner, should I marry someone who used to be a man?” and the response was, “So she had a sex change, big whoop. Would you be asking this question if she’d made any other change in her life before she met you? You love the woman she is now, and that’s all that should matter. If you want kids you can adopt or something.”

I feel so conflicted right now



That awkward moment when Hugh Hefner is more trans-positive than most feminists of the same era. 

omg

destroyedforcomfort:

blackfootbeauty:

oliasis:

notyour-sidekick:

kleenexwoman:

did-you-kno:

Source

I have a few copies of “Playboy” from the 1970s stashed away somewhere. One of them has a letter where a guy writes in saying, “I met this really gorgeous, sweet woman, and we were planning to get married, but she sat me down yesterday and told me that she had a sex change before she met me. Mr. Hefner, should I marry someone who used to be a man?” and the response was, “So she had a sex change, big whoop. Would you be asking this question if she’d made any other change in her life before she met you? You love the woman she is now, and that’s all that should matter. If you want kids you can adopt or something.”

I feel so conflicted right now

That awkward moment when Hugh Hefner is more trans-positive than most feminists of the same era. 

omg

dean-bangs-cas-in-the-impala:

TitleUnder The Falling Skies

Summary:

"So, Dean." The king clears his throat, looking at the barbarian who’s eating a chicken’s leg and scratching his belly with a contented face.

"To end this conflict, I am offering you one of my daughters in marriage, so we can become allies and good friends. Choose whichever you want." The king gestures to his three daughters, all maidens of rare beauty.

Dean belches loudly and pats his belly, causing loud laughter among his warriors. He takes a good look at the princesses, shifting his gaze from one to the other.

"I appreciate your offer, King Uldred, and I will accept it. Though I don’t want any of your daughters." Dean grins widely.

The king frowns. “I don’t understand.”

"I want him." Dean points at the young prince with his gnawed chicken’s leg. "I’ll have Castiel."

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Dean’s and Castiel’s manips (click for a bigger version) are done by amazing Irensupernatural

Excerpt from chapter 15:

John’s speech is met with a deafening roar and clash of swords against shields. Warriors in his army certainly know what their mission is and will do everything to honor the sacred oath of protecting their families.

"Father, I want to come with you," a little boy’s voice whines and John looks down to see his older son clutching at his sword.

The chieftain of Battle Shadows laughs heartily, grabbing and picking Dean up. He ruffles the boy’s dirty blond hair fondly.

"You will, Dean. But not today. You see all these men? In a few years you will be commanding and leading them into battles instead of me. Take a good look at them."

Dean looks at his father’s warriors. His little heart beats wildly in excitement and the chieftain’s son tries hard not to squeal from joy. But after his father’s following words, the boy can’t help but shout from sheer happiness.

"My warriors, this is your future leader. I don’t need to tell you, as you already know this but you will protect him at any cost, as he is my replacement. And now, I want you to greet my son, like your next Chieftain!" John lifts his son up in the air so everyone can see him well.

"Dean! Dean! Dean!" the crowd roars, the clashing of weapons is horrifying and it scares infants in their mothers’ arms.

Under the encouraging shouts from the warriors and screams of the babies, John kisses his son on the forehead before putting him on ground.

vamellope:

lyricynicism:

vamellope:

straight males in yogurt shop tolerance level: 0

The worst is when I give a little boy a pink spoon (or he even ASKS for a pink spoon!) and his mom and dad glare at me as if I’m Satan himself trying to corrupt their kid with a fucking colored disposable spoon.

REAL TALK

egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

polemccartney:

and the winner is……….leonardo……….da vinci!!! congratulations on mona lisa

chekovvv:

bottomjared:

Hey! So, Coming Out Day is coming up soon (Oct. 11) and I just want to post a very stern reminder to NOT out anyone without their explicit permission.

Do NOT out anyone.

Got it?

Okay.

do not “come out” as straight or anything as a joke

do not “come out” as gay/bi/trans/etc as a joke

do not treat this day like a joke and don’t out anyone 

roryink:

nerdiegirlie:

when they were prepping me for the surgery the nurse put one of those cloth hats over my head to keep the hair out of my face

she said “here’s your party hat”

and i was already trippin balls so I said 

"yaAAY paaaarty"

and wiggled around on the table like a gleeful slug

i think about this post sometimes and it makes me grin like a dope

disposable-spleen:

To get that hairdo surgically removed, I hope

disposable-spleen:

To get that hairdo surgically removed, I hope

smolderingtroyler:

heartyglobe:

nobody says it but we all know what this is about

This picture is weirdly genius

smolderingtroyler:

heartyglobe:

nobody says it but we all know what this is about

This picture is weirdly genius

fallen-inspiration:

medusan:

aydol:

GUYS HELP ME SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING WEIRD HAPPENED I NEED AN EXPLAINATION THAT IS NOT ALIENS

i was just sitting on my laptop chilling and what not with the tv on in the backround

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When the tv sound cuts out so i look up at the tv

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THATS A PICTURE OF MY LAPTOP ON MY BED TAKEN RIGHT WHERE I WAS SITTING WHAT DO I DO ?????

u dead

u hella ded