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funnuraba:

bee movie is rated pg for parental guidance

funnuraba:

bee movie is rated pg for parental guidance

jingledeeznuts:

c0ntain:

What if we all looked the way we wanted? Our ideal weight became reality, our worries about money washed away. Your love life is exactly the way you pictured it. Do you think we’d all be happier? Or would we just find new things to hate?

this post just fucked me up

bethrevis:

you could kill a man in any of these dresses, and pretty sure no jury would convict you. those are killing-men dresses, that’s what i’m saying

Mickey Milkovich + being annoyed with your shit

radstunts:

scraggay:

therealhamster:

scraggay:

handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself

you can scratch your own damn back but that doesnt mean it feels the same yo

i honestly tried to think of a witty response but i cannot damn that is a very valid point

this is the most civil ending to an argument i have ever witnessed on the internet

thatcloneshow:

tatiana: evelyne’s got this incredible body…

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tatiana: of filmwork

'just you and me against the world' more like 'just you and me against a wall' am i right

ceruleanpineapple:

why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you
look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt

ceruleanpineapple:

why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you

look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt

papagreglestrade:

dredsina:

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

Working in retail in a nutshell

f-romanoff-13:

agentdarcy:

friendly reminder that there’s a cut scene in Thor that while the Destroyer is blowing shit up, Darcy runs into the pet store to save all the animals and give them to people leaving the town

as things are being set on fire around her, she talks to the dog, telling him I  won’t let the big scary monster step on you,  and names it Baker

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Why was this cut? I need that scene in the film!